Power Outage Wizard Gifts

"We keep Frank around, because if there's a power failure he's the only one who can do anything."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

The Fuse

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

math faculty

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Illogic Tree

Handy-lion

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

The Solution!

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

A mess of mechanics

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"That was our neighbor. He said our WIFI is out and that we need a stronger password."

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

"It's going to cost more than it's worth to fix it. In fact, it's going to cost more than it's worth just to dispose of it."

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Power theft on mobile phones

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'