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Power Outage Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a philosopher who enjoys deep thoughts and witty humor, even when the lights go out? Our collection celebrates those who ponder life's big questions, whether in bright ideas or dim moments. Perfect for inspiring late-night thinking or a humorous reminder that sometimes, the best ideas come in darkness.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
The Three Wise Queens
"To be or not to be."
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."
Coronavirus Waves
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
Strainspotting
My Dream Valentine
"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"
"Do you think the birds like me?"
"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
Sisyphus and coronavirus
Coronavirus Romance
The end is near
"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."
"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
COVID Road Map
"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"
Statue of Liberty With Face Mask
The Fuse
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
Post-corona road to recovery
NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone
"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"
'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'
New from Lockdown Press
Planes drop vaccines over a city
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"
Power Outage Philosopher Gifts Collection
Power Outage Philosopher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the power outage philosopher, blending humor and insight for thoughtful sips in any dim environment.
Power Outage Philosopher Pillows
Check out our pillows designed for the power outage philosopher, bringing humor and comfort to moments of contemplative darkness.
Power Outage Philosopher Prints
Browse our prints that blend philosophy and humor, inspiring thoughts and laughter during any dim moment or power outage.
Power Outage Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts crafted for the creative thinker who enjoys philosophical humor during blackouts and late-night brainstorming.