Power Outage Prankster Gifts

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Apple harvest."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

"We, the jury, find the defendant."