Power Outage Pro Gifts

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Fuse

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Hurricane damage to trees

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Helicopter Rescues.

Flood Rescues

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

Blackouts in California

Help on the Way

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

'It's a repeat of last thursday's power cut.'

"How long did your mom make you sit in a corner?"

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

"I will let you know about the road conditions as soon as I can see the road."