Power Outage Pro Gifts

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Fuse

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Hurricane damage to trees

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

Helicopter Rescues.

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Flood Rescues

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

Help on the Way

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

Blackouts in California

I tapped the keys repeatedly.

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

"How long did your mom make you sit in a corner?"

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

'It's a repeat of last thursday's power cut.'