Power Outage Planner Pillows

Blackouts in California

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

The Fuse

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Zombie Fish

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'I'm taking no chances.'

'My backup special...'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Saving up for a rainy day.

'So much for Plan B!'

"Thank God we're insured"

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

10/03/17 14:03

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'