Preparedness Planner Pillows

Saving up for a rainy day.

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Emergency Phone.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Emergency Underpants

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"My God, now what?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Protection for the world

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

D.I.Y ladder

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

'I'm taking no chances.'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"