Preparedness Pillows

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

Saving up for a rainy day.

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"Bernard's always prepared for asteroids"

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

'Flashlight, batteries, dry matches, cash, canned goods, bottled water…'

Man takes umbrella out of scabbard.

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

In case of fire call yourself.

"Don't you think you're taking this shelter-in-place thing a little too far?!"

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Emergency Underpants

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"My God, now what?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"