Preparedness Pros Pillows

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Tornado Season in America.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

In case of fire call yourself.

Box of Tissues

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Helicopter Rescues.

Saving up for a rainy day.

Alberta on fire

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Flood Rescues

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Where's the leak then?

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

"You should have called earlier."

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'