Preparedness Pros Mugs

Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Emergency Underpants

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

Box of Tissues

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Tornado Season in America.

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

In case of fire call yourself.

Helicopter Rescues.

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Flood Rescues

Alberta on fire

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Where's the leak then?

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

"You should have called earlier."

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs