Contingency Planner Pillows

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

Plan B 1/2

'The law is all about planning.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'I'm taking no chances.'

'My backup special...'

'The end is near.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Saving up for a rainy day.

'So much for Plan B!'

"Thank God we're insured"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Don't worry, if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."