Crisis Planner Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows that speak to a crisis planner's charm—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for adding personality to any room.

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"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?" mockup

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

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'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.' mockup

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

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'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.' mockup

'I think I'll wait and buy one secondhand.'

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"Plan for pestilence and hope for war, or plan for war and hope for pestilence?"

"Plan for pestilence and hope for war, or plan for war and hope for pestilence?" mockup

"Plan for pestilence and hope for war, or plan for war and hope for pestilence?"

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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Wall Street Couch

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Slipping and sliding down the slope... mockup

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

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"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

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Economic Downturns

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God's Sticky Notes

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'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...' mockup

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

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Catastrophe Risk Insurance

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'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.' mockup

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

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Save the world together

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'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!' mockup

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

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Tsunami Evac Route

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Zombie Fish

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'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

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"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team." mockup

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

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Ruble in Trouble

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The Covid Tail

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Capitalism.

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'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.' mockup

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

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'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.' mockup

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

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Coronavirus and Atlas

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The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The other day during the zombie apocalypse mockup

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

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"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings." mockup

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

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"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy." mockup

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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