Power Outage Warrior Pillows

The Fuse

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"First day out of bed?"

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

ALBA on Ebola

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'My boss said they might be laying off more people next week...what wine goes best with panic?'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"We were definitely here before them."