Power Outage Opportunist Pillows

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

The Fuse

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

Dye now, pay later!

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."

Hotel checkout.

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Instant winner trash can

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

Blackouts in California

Businessman thinking a nuclear bomb falling is a potential business opportunity.

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

All Around the world, business leaders are rising to the challenge of climate change. . .

'It's a repeat of last thursday's power cut.'

'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation

Seminar. Earn money in your leisure time. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"We keep Frank around, because if there's a power failure he's the only one who can do anything."

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

In view of mounting layoffs and weakening income prospects, Marge keeps the faith.

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

"Are you sure we can't wait till the power comes back on??"

'Hello? Electric company?'