Power Outage Survivor Pillows

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"Are you sure we can't wait till the power comes back on??"

"Sorry I'm late, Ms. Dow. The electricity went off last night and we didn't wake up 'til 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The Fuse

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Bus Stop

Trading Places.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Still snowing upstate?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

The Importance of Data Backup.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

New Power Shower.

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

Swing in the winter.

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Shoveling Snow

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.