Power Outage Survival Pillows

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

The Fuse

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island

"Well, whatever it is, it has an amusing will to live."

"I still don't see anything!"

Roy's glee turned to dismay as he realized that on board the approaching raft were Cactus Boy and the Amazing Colossal 500 Pound Woman: "Hey. You gonna eat the rest of that burrito?"

Blackouts in California

2042

'What do you mean 'all my fault'?'

Castaway's bad luck.

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

Ship in a bottle.