Power Outage Survival Pillows

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

The Fuse

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"If the council is convened, I'd like to propose some measures to deal with the catastrophic change that has ravaged earth, leaving us a small band of scavengers."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"

"Well, whatever it is, it has an amusing will to live."

Castaway's bad luck.

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

First Class and Economy Class Desert Island

'What do you mean 'all my fault'?'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

"I still don't see anything!"

2042

Ship in a bottle.

Roy's glee turned to dismay as he realized that on board the approaching raft were Cactus Boy and the Amazing Colossal 500 Pound Woman: "Hey. You gonna eat the rest of that burrito?"

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."