Power Cut Survivor Pillows

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The Fuse

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Your 2 am is here."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I hate this time of year..."

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."