Power Cut Survivor Pillows

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

The Fuse

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Your 2 am is here."

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"I hate this time of year..."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'Don't tell me the power went out again.'

Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Water Shortage

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."