"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."
Potty Training Diplomat Gifts
Find the perfect humorous gift for the potty training diplomat—whether it's a proud parent or a clever kid. Our collection of fun and witty items captures this hilarious phase with a light-hearted touch, making potty training a little easier to celebrate. From quirky mugs to whimsical prints, these unique products turn a potentially messy chapter into a joyful memory, perfect for encouraging smiles and good humor during this milestone.
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting
'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."
"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."
"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."
"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."
"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"
'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
Landing That Tough Account
Dad waiting for baby to be born.
'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'
'Ooopsss! I did it again.'
"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"
Gangster Babies
Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!
Bipartisan.
"We're potty training."
"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."
"I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed."
Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.
'Now, shake, boy, shake...'
"It's about time the training wheels came off!"
MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'
"There, are you happy?"
Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.
'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'
"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."
3 days without an accident.
Break Glass in Case of Emergency
Puppy Potty Training.
Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.
number 1 and number 2 mom
'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'
Potty Training Diplomat Gifts Collection
Potty Training Diplomat Mugs
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Potty Training Diplomat Pillows
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Potty Training Diplomat Prints
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Potty Training Diplomat T-Shirts
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