Diaper Duty Diplomat Gifts

United Nations HQ Day Care Center. Hopefully one day we'll get the opportunity to "change the world" in other ways!

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Changing the baby.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

Pinata good bags.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Gangster Babies

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"I think this end is loaded."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

Man disposes of baby's nappy in a toxin waste bin.

Gas Mask.

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'