Diaper Duty Darters Gifts

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

Parenting magazines.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

"I think this end is loaded."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

Why it's called child-rearing.