Potty Training Diplomat Mugs

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Landing That Tough Account

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"We're potty training."

Fenderson really knows how to pick his battles.

Bipartisan.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"

"There, are you happy?"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

Puppy Potty Training.

3 days without an accident.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'