Potluck Participant Gifts

History's first Baptist potluck was less than successful since John only brought locust.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Church Basement Foodie

Sunbathing in the park

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Hot pot

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Tribal masks.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"I've got the wine."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

Hamlet on interactive TV.

"Kitchens are my milieu."

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"The invitation says for us not to bring anything to the potluck."

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"