Potluck Parties Gifts

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Church Basement Foodie

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Midwest Winter Items.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Aperitif?"