Potluck Parties Gifts

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Church Basement Foodie

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Hot pot

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Midwest Winter Items.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"Aperitif?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."