Potluck Enthusiasts Gifts

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Church Basement Foodie

Hot pot

Midwest Winter Items.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I've got the wine."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

At the signing of the Great Picnic Treaty.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

Met Gala

If you promise the potluck stays low-key, I'll go. Promise? There will be no competitive culinary craziness? Absolutely not! Ok! Great. So what'll we bring? Simple recipes. Grilled garlic-lime tuna with Moroccan chermoula cilantro-cayenne marinade. Let the games begin!

"The invitation says for us not to bring anything to the potluck."

History's first Baptist potluck was less than successful since John only brought locust.

Decoy hamper