Potluck Enthusiast Gifts

"Even if you do always volunteer to bring the meat dish to church potlucks, you can't claim the congregation as dependents."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

Church Basement Foodie

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Polygamists' Picnic

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

Midwest Winter Items.

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Rabbits picknick

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'John... is that a collar?'

'Just like mother used to make.'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"I've got the wine."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

'Hey, I don't know what it is either, but they're crazy for it around here.'

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"