Potluck Lovers Gifts

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Hot pot

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'A table for two?'

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Picnickers

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Picnic Area 51"

'I've seen thousands of picnics, but this one was special: It was a Teddy Bears' picnic...'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"I've got the wine."

Two Weeks to Turkey Day. Now, Ernie, you know "Turkey Day" refers to Thanksgiving and not election day.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.