Potluck Gatherings Gifts

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Church Basement Foodie

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Midwest Winter Items.

Playing cards.

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Being Pampered.