Potluck Gatherings Gifts

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Church Basement Foodie

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Hot pot

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Midwest Winter Items.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"