Potlucks Gifts

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Church Basement Foodie

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Hot pot

Midwest Winter Items.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Tribal masks.

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Getting old...

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"I've got the wine."

You mean you'd also like to skip the last nine holes and go straight to the pub?

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

A Consideration Certainly

"Where would you like to be tonight, on top or bottom?"

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

Country Pub Walk

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

"No matter how much your push the envelope, it's still stationary."

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

"The invitation says for us not to bring anything to the potluck."