Potluck Enthusiast Mugs

"Even if you do always volunteer to bring the meat dish to church potlucks, you can't claim the congregation as dependents."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

Church Basement Foodie

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Polygamists' Picnic

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Rabbits picknick

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Just like mother used to make.'

'John... is that a collar?'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"I've got the wine."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'Hey, I don't know what it is either, but they're crazy for it around here.'

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."