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History's first Baptist potluck was less than successful since John only brought locust.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sunbathing in the park

Church Basement Foodie

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Hot pot

Midwest Winter Items.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Tribal masks.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"How much longer are you going to be?"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"I've got the wine."

"I am in a buying mood, but I still can't afford to buy anything."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

Hamlet on interactive TV.

"The invitation says for us not to bring anything to the potluck."

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

If you promise the potluck stays low-key, I'll go. Promise? There will be no competitive culinary craziness? Absolutely not! Ok! Great. So what'll we bring? Simple recipes. Grilled garlic-lime tuna with Moroccan chermoula cilantro-cayenne marinade. Let the games begin!