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'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

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"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Suburban street.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

'We finally nailed down where our congregation's priorities lie!'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I've got the wine."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"There, there, Dear. Brother Amos momentarily slipped back into his secular life when he said your cake is 'sinfully good'."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

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"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'This looks like a good spot.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."