Potluck Organizer Gifts

"I'm through sending friendly reminders, Jerry. Are you coming to the potluck or not?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Church Basement Foodie

Midwest Winter Items.

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Beer Cannon

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I've got the wine."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Bigger cake."

"Now for the high point of the evening - a videotape of my elevation to regional director of marketing."