Potluck Organizer Pillows

"I'm through sending friendly reminders, Jerry. Are you coming to the potluck or not?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Church Basement Foodie

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Hot pot

Midwest Winter Items.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

Beer Cannon

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"I've got the wine."

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Bigger cake."