Potluck Pillows

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

"I've got the wine."

"The invitation says for us not to bring anything to the potluck."

Midwest Winter Items.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Church Basement Foodie

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Hot pot

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Tribal masks.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

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'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"