Potluck Partiers Pillows

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Church Basement Foodie

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Hot pot

Midwest Winter Items.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"