Cookout Organizer Gifts

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Face painting by numbers.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Beginning Yarder.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What about the five that fell through?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Extra Long-jump

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'