Cookout Organizer Prints

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Face painting.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Beginning Yarder.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"What about the five that fell through?"

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"