Potluck Planner Gifts

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

If you promise the potluck stays low-key, I'll go. Promise? There will be no competitive culinary craziness? Absolutely not! Ok! Great. So what'll we bring? Simple recipes. Grilled garlic-lime tuna with Moroccan chermoula cilantro-cayenne marinade. Let the games begin!

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"Hey, somethings wrong with the potlocuk sign up sheet."

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Fishing for complements

Church Basement Foodie

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Prosecco Peacock

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Midwest Winter Items.

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Remarkably Richmond

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Pastrami in the wild

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"