Potluck Planner Gifts

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'Dear, some friends dropped by for potluck.'

"Hey, somethings wrong with the potlocuk sign up sheet."

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Church Basement Foodie

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Prosecco Peacock

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Remarkably Richmond

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

Midwest Winter Items.

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

Pastrami in the wild

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'