Postseason Ponderer Gifts

Post season in ranching is much less exciting than postseason in sports.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

George Orwell

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Diversity Does Not Include Class

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Woah - random!"