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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

George Orwell

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"Woah - random!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."