Postal Predicament Humorist Gifts

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Cat Delivery

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Letters arrive during flood.

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

oh just the usual junk mail

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."