Postal Predicament Humorist Pillows

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Cat Delivery

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Insufficient Postage

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Letters arrive during flood.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

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"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."