Postal Mishap Humorist Pillows

This end up - You idiot.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Letters arrive during flood.

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.