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Post-surgery Humorists Gifts
Looking for a clever way to cheer up someone recovering from surgery? Explore our range of funny and uplifting products designed to add humor and warmth to their recovery journey.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."
"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."
"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."
Current location
"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."
Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.
"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."
'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'
"It was a botched surgery."
'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'
"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."
'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'
'Say, please.'
Pinocchio has a nose job.
'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'
"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."
"Rolling pizza cutter."
NHS Efficiency Drive
"I only came in to get my eyes done."
Plastic surgery is a scream.
"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"
Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"
"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."
'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'
"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"
"Did you get some work done?"
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.
"He's very good. He disected my first husband."
Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.
"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"
"Honey, guess what? My therapist finally got me to cry!"
Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.
Post-surgery Humorists Gifts Collection
Post-surgery Humorists Mugs
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Post-surgery Humorists Pillows
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Post-surgery Humorists Prints
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Post-surgery Humorists T-Shirts
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