Pool Substitute Diver Gifts

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Birds cue ball escape.

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Sitting In

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

First Dive

Diving into a Fake Pool

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Musical Snooker

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'