Pool Substitute Diver Pillows

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

He was forced to take early retirement.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Diving into a Fake Pool

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Sitting In

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

First Dive

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Musical Snooker

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'