Poolside Daredevil Pillows

Diving Cannon

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Kitchen Tetris

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Bankside

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Fishy tail.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

Diving into a Fake Pool

Wading Pool Watercolor

'Get in the house now!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

"I attract all the crypts."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

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