Poolside Daredevil Gifts

Diving Cannon

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer off the high diving board.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Kitchen Tetris

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Bankside

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Fishy tail.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Wading Pool Watercolor

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Get in the house now!'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"I attract all the crypts."

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

Jello in the diving pool.