Pitch Pool Diver Gifts

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Beginning Yarder.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Big Football

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Birds cue ball escape.

Bowled out.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Wages of footballer.

Musical Snooker

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'