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'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Beginning Yarder.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Big Football

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Bowled out.

Birds cue ball escape.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Wages of footballer.

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'