Pocketbook Philosophers Gifts

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Power/Expenditures

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Financial Eyesight

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'm prepared to pay you a living wage. Of course, what kind of a living you get out of it is entirely up to you.'

'The only thing keeping me from being successful is not having a salary.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Dispute over pocket money

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

Hip Pocket Editions

Pollution and money

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

'If that's the going salary, then what's the starting salary?'

'Of course I'm overpaid, everyone is overpaid!'

Kangaroo Pocket

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.